Alpha & Omega & The Clay Pot
July 18, 2021 9:05 AM
Pollox
July 18, 2021
A & O: Knock, Knock, Knock.
CP: Hello, who’s there?
A & O: Jesus The Christ.
CP: Sorry, I’m busy right now.
A & O: Knock, Knock, Knock.
CP: What do you want?
A & O: Will you open the door of your heart?
CP: You again, listen I just bought a new farm.
A & O: Knock, Knock, Knock.
CP: Forget it, I just got married.
A & O: Knock, Knock, Knock.
CP. WHO’S THERE?
A &O: The Son of Almighty God, Your Creator.
CP: Not now, I just bought a new cow.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
A series of Biblical Disasters ends the world as we know it!
CP: HELP ME, PLEASE HELP ME, I’M READY (Screams, Wailing, Groans)
SILENCE!
End Of Story!
